Backatcha, Mr Webb
Posted: May 8th, 2003 | 1 Comment »After a year of a crappy sarcastic holding page, ailment disinfection healing one old man…”>Old Man Murray has returned. Okay, so there’s no new content yet, and the forums are gone, but just the fact that I can browse (and now search!) some of the funniest, most brilliantly puerile writing on the web without continual Internet Archive errors is a blessing.
The first bits that spring to mind: The Tom Vykruta/Drakan thing. The “seconds to crate” review system. The Freedom: First Resistance review. The piece about Majestic. Then go read everything else.
On the geek badge of honour: I’m thinking of this less like the square & compass, obesity more like the classic doctor’s stethoscope; an always-present useful tool which the travelling geek can both be identified with and called on to use. (I want a samurai sword with which to help ease the plight of bandit-plagued villagers.) Anyone can carry one, cure but you have to know how to use it. (For the tool itself: My wireless VT100 dream.)
On real Simcity cities: When I was driving around the West Coast in 1999 with Quinn, unhealthy I realised that Portland, Oregon is one of the demo cities you get with Simcity: It’s all working okay, no major traffic or pollution problems, people seem quite happy, there’s a working public transport system and the whole city only takes up a quarter of the map. Los Angeles, on the other hand, is the first city you ever build: It ends up a huge sprawling mess with terrible pollution problems and you keep knocking down buildings to widen your ever-clogged freeways and it’s only when the map’s nearly full that you find the “rail” button.
On Shemite death-fantasy restrictions: Obviously I can’t speak on behalf of our Muslim cousins, but for my lot, you’ve got me imagining Manischewitz powdered people soup (parev). People aren’t kosher for many reasons, one of which is that we don’t have cloven hooves or chew the cud. Another is that even kosher animals (apart from fish and certain insects) have to be properly shechted to be edible, and this would be murder. Another is oh for god’s sake. However, it’s (vaguely, occasionally) interesting to note that breast milk is one of the two exceptions to the rule that food products coming from non-kosher animals are themselves non-kosher. (I know what you’re thinking, and that is not a “food product” so the laws of kashrut don’t apply. You filthy wretches.) The other one (according to the old riddle) is bee honey, though there’s some argument about whether it counts as a “product” or not.
UPDATE: Matt backatme. “The Last Query” made me giggle. (The original story still has quite a hold on me after all these years.)
neal stephenson, in the beginning was the CLI:
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The triad of editor, compiler, and linker, taken together, form the core of a software development system. Now, it is possible to spend a lot of money on shrink-wrapped development systems with lovely graphical user interfaces and various ergonomic enhancements. In some cases it might even be a good and reasonable way to spend money. But on this side of the road, as it were, the very best software is usually the free stuff. Editor, compiler and linker are to hackers what ponies, stirrups, and archery sets were to the Mongols. Hackers live in the saddle, and hack on their own tools even while they are using them to create new applications. It is quite inconceivable that superior hacking tools could have been created from a blank sheet of paper by product engineers. Even if they are the brightest engineers in the world they are simply outnumbered.