Yoz Grahame's Unresolvable Discrepancy

I came here to apologise and eat biscuits, and I'm all out of biscuits

Everything:

  • Engage - September 27, 2016
  • Keep-Alive - March 1, 2016
  • Journalism is picking up the phone - July 29, 2009
  • Grind, clank, whirr - July 13, 2009
  • Leslie - December 13, 2006
  • Outbound Filters for those Channels - September 6, 2006
  • Outbound Channels -
  • TPTOTA - August 14, 2006
  • Talk, Clone, Talk - July 30, 2006
  • Next - May 19, 2006
  • Events and Apologies - May 18, 2006
  • Great Lies of the Modern Era, #12 - May 7, 2006
  • Competing for the Tardiest ETech Entry Ever - April 24, 2006
  • Neologism of the day - April 11, 2006
  • Putting the Dual Boot in - April 7, 2006
  • On set with the IT Crowd - March 3, 2006
  • The Compleat Screencaster - February 27, 2006
  • Reasons that never were (Update: IGNORE) - February 16, 2006
  • MovableType advice needed - February 13, 2006
  • Wicked crazy fun with Winamp signal processing - February 2, 2006
  • Squeak? - January 31, 2006
  • Hey, Americans - July 8, 2005
  • Checking in -
  • A Design For Life – The Red Cross and Israel - June 22, 2005
  • “Want to see something cool?” - June 6, 2005
  • The Books Baton - June 2, 2005
  • “It must be Thursday…” - April 28, 2005
  • Hitchhiker’s movie reviews: Some balance needed, perhaps - April 11, 2005
  • Thanks, Tim - March 22, 2005
  • Want a line? Here’s a line. - February 28, 2005
  • A response to Dave Winer about Google AutoLink - February 27, 2005
  • At last, I understand the dangers of Google AutoLink! -
  • This Thursday – Steve Meretzky and Michael Bywater, London - February 25, 2005
  • Steve Meretzky event next week – venue wanted - February 23, 2005
  • Grave intelligence - February 9, 2005
  • A crap fix for a crap bug (Soft hyphens in Mozilla) - January 18, 2005
  • Goodbye CAPTCHAs, hello Distributed Porn-Powered Processing - December 2, 2004
  • Mmm, yummy - November 12, 2004
  • Four things that are free/cheap and nice - November 10, 2004
  • Found on LambdaMOO, unattributed - November 8, 2004
  • Monday morning quiz: Pop lyrics - October 25, 2004
  • Tchotchkes on trial - October 20, 2004
  • Okay, okay, okay - October 19, 2004
  • HE-AAC (aacPlus) tested, and what Spectral Band Replication does - July 29, 2004
  • Why not to buy a PC from “The Computer Shop” - June 20, 2004
  • What I Want For WHAT - June 18, 2004
  • Someone to look up to - June 11, 2004
  • Sex, Drugs, The Universe and Everything - April 28, 2004
  • Inadvertent-nailing of the day - March 26, 2004
  • A triumph of branding over service - March 25, 2004
  • Sex-Crazed Brits Just Doing It Everywhere, Like, Everywhere Man, You Can’t Stop Them, They’re Like Dogs In Heat Or Something, And Dude, I Gotta Get Me Some Of That - March 22, 2004
  • And behold, there came the time of Refactored Overloaded Objects - March 21, 2004
  • When you’re holding Excel, everything looks like a spreadsheet - March 14, 2004
  • Every single word - March 11, 2004
  • Sing-along-a-screaming-monkey - March 4, 2004
  • Gay Shlafen - February 29, 2004
  • The RIAA Will Eat Itself - February 16, 2004
  • Attribute Clash - February 15, 2004
  • I am charmed -
  • On standards - February 14, 2004
  • Quote… Unquote - February 11, 2004
  • Scary-cool: Decompression bombs -
  • Is Microsoft’s Northwind the Lorem Ipsum of databases? - February 10, 2004
  • It’s the pictures that got small -
  • In Soviet Russia, the blocks rotate YOU -
  • “… and since we’ve no place to go… - January 29, 2004
  • Four To The Floor - January 25, 2004
  • Kim (of DDR Norway) in arcade on Wardour Street -
  • Something else from Camden Market kitsch shop -
  • Stereo from Camden Market kitsch shop -
  • Soba, Soho -
  • But the margin is too small to contain it - December 22, 2003
  • Patching the patchmen - December 19, 2003
  • Phone boxes of doom - December 11, 2003
  • Bloomin’ Nora! - December 10, 2003
  • Commentblogger bookmarklet -
  • Nature ramble: Crap – 5t - December 9, 2003
  • Buy “stumbling”, get a “fall” free! -
  • Why Atom doesn’t use RSS 2.0 - December 4, 2003
  • “… cheerfully out of obscurity, into the dream.” - December 2, 2003
  • SystemRescueCD - November 28, 2003
  • More on ID cards - November 25, 2003
  • Technology moves so fast/slow these days (delete as applicable) - November 24, 2003
  • Bob, building my new PC -
  • Toy time at the sheva brochos -
  • Bob, in a cafe off Zion Square, the night before the wedding -
  • Quinn, in a cafe off Zion Square, the night before the wedding -
  • For the record - November 22, 2003
  • All whoozit production that wasn’t yellow was halted, and all duster mcguffin-affected whoozits were marked for destruction with our orbital laser beams - November 20, 2003
  • Moving from Greymatter to MovableType, with inbound links intact - November 18, 2003
  • Babyfitters - November 17, 2003
  • Bizarre Jerusalem architecture -
  • Talya “Global Menace” Kushnir -
  • Because every moblog must have an Ada in it -
  • Outlook, Mozilla Mail, MBOX files and UW IMAPD -
  • When personality quizzes see you coming - November 10, 2003
  • The horrific fiasco that was the AC/DC gig - November 9, 2003
  • Breakfast -
  • Treeeo! Tree-ee-ee-o… -
  • Lounge, flat, morning -
  • The astonishing adventures of the lancet liver fluke - November 6, 2003
  • exit - September 26, 2003
  • Underworld at Somerset House -
  • Opeth at Shepherd’s Bush Empire -
  • Topps Hotel, Brighton -
  • It’s all really fab - September 16, 2003
  • Possibly the coolest page on the Internet, #34 - September 11, 2003
  • Seven quick tips for a spam-free blog - September 9, 2003
  • Moblogging update -
  • The thirty-year-old wireless electronic democracy that never happened - September 8, 2003
  • Harry Beck’s map – a design classic - September 5, 2003
  • Finchley Central, evening -
  • Meital -
  • Amos -
  • Thoroughly skippable: CSS blogwank rant (with bonus Mozilla bug tip) - September 4, 2003
  • The exact moment he became too fat to type - August 28, 2003
  • New oil pipeline to also extract calm, urine - August 27, 2003
  • Bob and me, taken two months ago - August 7, 2003
  • Time to evolve - July 31, 2003
  • RedHat 9 and Perl problems -
  • No, wait, I’ve got it - July 29, 2003
  • Note to self - July 28, 2003
  • St. Christopher’s Place, near Bond Street - July 24, 2003
  • St. Christopher’s Place turns into Barcelona every Wednesday in the summer -
  • Bob wearing an Olympus EyeTrek - July 20, 2003
  • Dinner at the Weirs -
  • Shimmy Lerner’s barmitzvah dinner – women’s side - July 18, 2003
  • Shimmy Lerner’s barmitzvah dinner – men’s side -
  • Hendon takes another step towards New York with Uncle Doovy’s kosher ice cream van. - July 9, 2003
  • Dan warwalking with his Tungsten C by Old Street - July 8, 2003
  • Mo’ blogging, less problems - July 7, 2003
  • Brewer St. 10:30 pm. - July 4, 2003
  • Black Box Recorder at the ICA. Wasn’t what you’d call a crowd-pleaser. -
  • why I hate the North Circular - July 2, 2003
  • Felix, the caretaker from our old block -
  • Gold disc of New Order’s ‘Republic’ album, found in jumble shop across street -
  • A new solar-powered parking ticket machine for Finchley -
  • BRAAAIIINNM^HSS! - June 18, 2003
  • New! Here! Today! - June 13, 2003
  • konspire vs BitTorrent: The hype, and not believing it - June 12, 2003
  • Most heartening thing I’ve read today - June 9, 2003
  • More plugs: Train 48, poi spinning -
  • His winternet is now in our internet - June 8, 2003
  • Oh, randomness - June 3, 2003
  • Plug time: History to tell your friends about -
  • Starting wars, the easy way - May 30, 2003
  • ISO-metrics - May 28, 2003
  • Java sitting in .NET’s lap - May 27, 2003
  • A Second Plan For Spam - May 23, 2003
  • Scary link of the day: Instant mobile phone location tracking - May 21, 2003
  • Far too good to pass up - May 20, 2003
  • Wanted: Self-referential songs -
  • As seen in “the movies” -
  • Morphic resonance in module development - May 13, 2003
  • Review: SmartDisk FlashTrax 30GB Portable Multimedia Thing -
  • It’s worth remembering… - May 11, 2003
  • This is your brain on sleep - May 9, 2003
  • Backatcha, Mr Webb - May 8, 2003
  • They’re baaaack! -
  • Juno MP3 Scraper - April 29, 2003
  • Debbie Barham, 1976 – 2003 -
  • Submerging Jew - April 28, 2003
  • Random Numbers! - April 8, 2003
  • Hot Warez Roundup - April 3, 2003
  • Daylight Saving and MovableType - March 28, 2003
  • Philatelatastic - March 25, 2003
  • A Tribute to Joseph Heller - March 12, 2003
  • The first degree of 3 - March 3, 2003
  • Should have died before it got old -
  • How to fumble the carrying thing - February 28, 2003
  • Born into blogging as the sparks fly upward - February 27, 2003
  • threedegreasles - February 26, 2003
  • Three degrees of separation, and rising - February 25, 2003
  • Sis again - February 13, 2003
  • I love my sis - February 11, 2003
  • Soulseek: Down but not out - February 9, 2003
  • You gotta hide your stash - February 6, 2003
  • Julian Baggini on intelligence and relationships in the Internet age -
  • MISERYYYYYYY! - February 5, 2003
  • Being filmed… - February 4, 2003
  • FaxYourMP: As Stef says… -
  • FaxYourMP and the dangers of “Boilerplate Activism” - January 28, 2003
  • Music dies, is reborn -
  • Radio comedy drama - January 23, 2003
  • FaxYourMP movement -
  • “Every time you fire it, you take it apart and oil it.” - January 21, 2003
  • More on biodiesel -
  • No, smaller than that - January 17, 2003
  • Russian Ark - January 15, 2003
  • Only slightly ironic - December 20, 2002
  • Nature ramble: Game AI, distributed projects, nerdcore sci-fi - December 8, 2002
  • XML UI Runtimes - December 6, 2002
  • Doughnuts Are Forever - December 5, 2002
  • Three L10Ns on the shirt -
  • Given the speed of the Caltrain, I’m not surprised -
  • On Human Bondage - December 2, 2002
  • You Have Been Invited To Filter The Night Away - December 1, 2002
  • Blogdex Spam Attack! -
  • Not At Home to Inspector Sand - November 27, 2002
  • Leo Grahame: 1912-2002 - November 8, 2002
  • Fun with filters - November 6, 2002
  • Who’s your friend? - November 5, 2002
  • Yes, I am a smartarse. - November 4, 2002
  • Nnnggg… no, can’t resist - October 31, 2002
  • Agenda redux: How to get it - October 30, 2002
  • Agenda redux: How to get it -
  • Book At Bedtime: The Bet -
  • Chandler: The return of Lotus Agenda -
  • Half the emissions, all the fat - October 29, 2002
  • Science is everywhere! - October 25, 2002
  • Cool/stupid Winamp3 tricks -
  • Un-XPI for Mozilla - October 23, 2002
  • FREAKY BUG-EYED WEIRDO GIRLS BROKE EVERYTHING -
  • Where the hell I’ve been for the past couple of months. -
  • And we’re back. -
  • And off I go… - August 26, 2002
  • Object relational persistence - August 21, 2002
  • Spam and Danny - August 20, 2002
  • MP3 toolbox time -
  • Fontly speaking - August 19, 2002
  • Windows tip: File transfer with FTP - August 14, 2002
  • So this by you is a methodology? -
  • This desktop ain’t big enough for the both of us - August 4, 2002
  • Commonspace - July 26, 2002
  • Perl 5.8 press release -
  • iCal(endar) - July 21, 2002
  • Ogg, Speex and patents -
  • A diversion: Porn clerk store diaries - July 18, 2002
  • Games, Narrative and Art: A Rant - July 17, 2002
  • Healing blogs - July 16, 2002
  • Bots as meeting assistants -
  • For all you Library Scientists: Some Library Science Fiction - July 12, 2002
  • WebMake -
  • Quick random updates - July 3, 2002
  • UKPCKeyboard - June 30, 2002
  • Rendering, Carmack and Machinima -
  • LogicMOO - June 28, 2002
  • Warchalk Now! -
  • Mason 1.1 - June 27, 2002
  • SimCity 4 -
  • The Equator Project -
  • What Sheep Did Next - June 25, 2002
  • About time too -
  • Space Syntax -
  • Magical MOO environments: HHCL and enCore -
  • Recent silliness -
  • Matt goes warchalking -
  • Perl is Internet Yiddish II: Dark Legacy - June 24, 2002
  • Carabella Pulls It Off - June 20, 2002
  • Perl is Internet Yiddish -
  • Because they need to be told - June 19, 2002
  • In case you hadn’t heard -
  • Oooh, get away! -
  • The Doc Docs -
  • Skip to the end… - June 18, 2002

Archive

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yoz's bookmarks

  • How to win a grant 2013/07/22
    "Skip the long-winded argument on why your idea—your life’s work—deserves institutional support, and instead do this:"
  • Bullies Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him And Then Cooked It Into This. 2013/04/12
    Amazing multi-artist video for Shane Koyczan's poem about being bullied.
  • learnfun and playfun: A general technique for automating NES games 2013/04/11
    Algorithmically analysing recorded gameplay and in-memory value increments to ascertain scoring techniques. The video is fantastic and funny, and the algorithm finds some useful bugs in the games.
  • How we use Redis at Bump - Bump Dev Blog 2011/07/16
    How Redis became Bump's Swiss Army Knife to solve all kinds of data-related problems
  • Heroku | The New Heroku (Part 4 of 4): Erosion-resistance & Explicit Contracts 2011/06/29
    Fascinating description of how Heroku's recent changes are aimed at killing software erosion (or what I think of as "bitrot").
  • What are the most interesting HTML/JS/DOM/CSS hacks that most web developers don't know about? - Quora 2011/06/17
    Marvellous collection of JS, CSS & HTML hacks. Did you know you can get the browser to parse a URL or escape HTML for you, with existing JS functions? (via gnat)
  • Avatars In Motion 2011/05/21
    "This blog is to show all the beauty you can find in Second Life." Gorgeous photography of great SL locations. (via Hamlet)
  • Gabe Newell on Valve | Game development | Features by Develop 2011/05/14
    Great, inspirational interview on how they hire and organise.
  • Design @ Quora (Web2.0 Expo Presentat... by Rebekah Cox - Quora 2011/05/03
    "Great design is all the work you don't ask the people who use your products to do."
  • David Kelley on Designing Curious Employees | Fast Company 2011/04/20
    "In this interview, he explains why leaders should seek understanding rather than blind obedience, why it’s better to be a coach and a taskmaster and why you can’t teach leadership with a PowerPoint presentation."

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