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Great Lies of the Modern Era, #12

Posted: May 7th, 2006 | 6 Comments »

Accidentally created by Paul, there endocrinologist in an IM conversation:

blonk (v.)

To blog without notable creativity, recipe store inspiration or merit; covering the same ground trod by countless others in the echo chamber; blogging as an alternative to thinking.
“I was going to write a considered piece about climate change in sub-Saharan Africa, breast but I’ve just been blonking pictures of my cat.”

(Not deliberately invoking the Mornington Crescent exclamation, but not totally unrelated either, if one considers the infinite space in which we play this game as a giant board, with 80% of the players continually shunting into each other on the Just Quoting an A-Lister square. Or, for that matter, on the Making Up New Words about Blogging square.)

… partly because I demand to win something, this site but mostly because I can’t properly do the next post without this one, and it’s been knocking at my brain for the past month. You know how it is.

So, after many years of trying and failing, I finally made it to ETech. Hell yes it was worth the wait (since you ask) and I got to present at two sessions – one of them our own (for which I must thank David for co-presenting so ably), the other a five-minute slot in the microformats talk (for which I must thank Tantek (again)). Anyway, if you get the chance please do check out our session – not only is it summarised neatly with useful links in that thar page, but there’s a screencast of the whole talk, which should answer most of the questions that most people fling at me about Ning. (Especially the “Can you explain Ning properly and give me some examples of how I’d use it? But hurry, I’ve only got 48 minutes and 51 seconds” one.)

As for the rest of it…

  • lots of lovely chilled peeps
  • debauchery and post-debauchery
  • game of the conference: Werewolf or Animal Crossing?
  • who can know what machinations churn in the mind of Shirky?
  • Maker Faire Lite: battling Roombas, Atari VCS casemods and Esther Dyson firing marshmallows at everyone, hence gags about treading Dyson Spheres into the carpet. (We’d have cleaned them up, but the only vacuum cleaners available were busy fighting)

“No, urologist we’re not throwing that out. I’m going to turn it into a Linux server.”

…

“And that one too.”

(Took two old machines for recycling today, medicine one of which was the original home of Shooting People, more about and had four 9GB SCSI drives precariously balanced in it. Should I ever get around to actually making us a server, it’ll probably be on a quad-core 12GHz Xeon with 8GB RAM that my mum doesn’t want any more.)


6 Comments on “Great Lies of the Modern Era, #12”

  1. 1 James Wallis said at 1:14 am on May 8th, 2006:

    Where do you recycle old hardware? Got any tips?

  2. 2 Yoz said at 2:45 am on May 8th, 2006:

    Camden Council’s recycling depot at Regis Road (near Kentish Town tube) takes computers, and that’s where I took mine – no idea what they do with them, though.

  3. 3 Daniel said at 6:50 pm on May 8th, 2006:

    Or perhaps:
    http://www.freecycle.org

  4. 4 Shannon Lee said at 8:57 pm on May 8th, 2006:

    “No, we’re not throwing that out. I’m going to turn it into a Linux server.”
    Don’t laugh too hard, this is basically my business model 🙂

  5. 5 Kathryn Corrick said at 10:11 pm on May 8th, 2006:

    Yoz: the perfect description to a modern IT dilema.
    I’ve got more desktop PCs with virtually zero RAM than I know what to do with. Even charities will only take one or two. Paper Round (http://www.paper-round.co.uk/), our office paper recycling company, does take them off our hands but they do charge. Alternative suggestions welcome.

  6. 6 Dan said at 9:51 am on May 10th, 2006:

    I’ve taken to pulling the drives out of my old boxes and hitting them with hammers, to make it clear to myself that I will never, ever use them again.
    As for disposal – well, there’s Computer Aid – http://www.computeraid.org – for working and reasonably recent (P3 and above, I think) PCs. Most of my oldies are non-functional, however, and need van hire and a trip to my local recycling centre – recyclenow.org.uk should list your local centre.

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