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The exact moment he became too fat to type

Posted: August 28th, 2003 | 5 Comments »

Subject: My weight ruined my life jplbktzmqotag

(after Leonard)

5 Comments on “The exact moment he became too fat to type”

1 Uninvisible said at 5:01 pm on August 29th, 2003:
Hey Yoz, don’t get too disappointed about Burning Man.
http://www.theonion.com/current_top_story.html
There’s always next year…
2 Yoz said at 5:16 pm on August 29th, 2003:
Hmmm… who do I know at Fross Zelnick?
3 Uninvisible said at 4:00 pm on August 31st, 2003:
No one, really. Regardless, does it matter? Just thought you’d get a little laugh out of the article. Hope you did.
4 Yoz said at 1:40 am on September 1st, 2003:
I did, thank you!
And yes, there IS next year… most definitely.
Will you be going too, mystery guest?
5 Uninvisible said at 6:07 am on September 1st, 2003:
Alas, I don’t believe I will be heading out that way next year. Though BM intrigues me, I don’t think I am creative enough to design a car that looks like a ferret, breathes fire and transforms into a bowl of chicken soup. Also, sand makes me itchy.

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