The exact moment he became too fat to type
Posted: August 28th, 2003 | 5 Comments »Subject: My weight ruined my life jplbktzmqotag
(after Leonard)
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Subject: My weight ruined my life jplbktzmqotag
(after Leonard)
Hey Yoz, don’t get too disappointed about Burning Man.
http://www.theonion.com/current_top_story.html
There’s always next year…
Hmmm… who do I know at Fross Zelnick?
No one, really. Regardless, does it matter? Just thought you’d get a little laugh out of the article. Hope you did.
I did, thank you!
And yes, there IS next year… most definitely.
Will you be going too, mystery guest?
Alas, I don’t believe I will be heading out that way next year. Though BM intrigues me, I don’t think I am creative enough to design a car that looks like a ferret, breathes fire and transforms into a bowl of chicken soup. Also, sand makes me itchy.